Haha, why ofcourse. Follow me and I follow back basically :P Heh’ your all welcome tho.
YOU TRY BLEEDING OUT OF YOUR VAG FOR ABOUT 7 DAYS WHILE DEALING WITH THE FOLLOWING:
- Cramps that make you want to rip out your ovaries.
- Not being able to get comfortable at night no matter how you lay.
- Craving random shit you don’t have.
- Not having the random shit you’re craving.
- Crying for unexplainable reasons.
- Feeling like an impregnated cow with a gut.
- NO SEX, you can, but that’s gross.
- More than likely no oral, ew..redwings.
- feeling like you are being stabbed to death with a fucking machete or samurai sword repeatedly.
- Worry about leaking through whatever you’re wearing
- Ruining cute ass underwear with unforgiving blood spots.
- THINKING you’re done with your period,take out weapon (tampon/pad), 5 minutes later you check, not done, not at all.
- Uncomfortable swimming experiences.
- Annoyance level increases about 1283717463%
- You will yell at people you love.
- Having to piss every 13 minutes.
- Farting like a fucking obese redneck father.
- Wanting to eat everything in sight.
- Craving chocolate so bad you start yelling it like the psycho fish from Spongebob.
- Getting offensive and self conscious over every remark directed toward you.
- Lots of crying.
And of course the descision to shove a wad of cotton up your cooch or basically wear a diaper.
Either way, H8 LYFE.
this is beautiful
My weakness , my weakness is seeing you everyday. Passing by, looking you in the eyes and reminiscing - “Oh yes that was my first love and always will be.”
If only he understood how bad he stole my heart.
My feelings will never change for you . Honestly , you’ve made such an impact in my life that you’ve grown me into the person I am now .
I’m sorry if you expected more out of me .
Don’t mean to disappoint you ,
But I don’t live under your expectations .
I guess we held different perspectives on that.
So today was my first day of school. Gosh how I miss summer time. But anyways.
My class reviews so far !
Pre-Algebra, Mr.Rhee - Well he’s Asian and he doesn’t know how to tame the class. I feel bad, but other than that , theres not much annoying people in there.
Science, Mr.Blau - You sound like a gay faggit and a strict mother fucker. Who times people on getting their supplies. UHH no one but you. I need a password to walk into the room too, dumb shit.
P.E , Mr. Rosenthal - See “MR” , yeah there combing 8th grade girls & 8th grade boys to a class of one , so I wonder how that’ll go.
Geography acc, Ms.Prince - She’s pretty laid back. I’m having a feeling this is gonna be a good one and easy one !
Lunch - Is gay as shit. So we have to first walk in , sit at a table , and wait to get dismissed. How dumb is that ? What if I wanna eat foo ? Stupid I swear.
English acc, Mr.Beshai - I feel like this one is going to go well. Honestly, even though I have this class with my TWO exs (The recent one I don’t talk to) , it’sall good. So I can careless as of now. I’m trying to focus and get stuff done.
Leadership , Ms.Edwards - I have a good vibe about this one. So basically were setting traditions for the future years and students of DDK. So we’re making bomb ass plans, get ready for it.
All in one , I’m pretty anxious for whats in store for the future. Not gonna lie.
Why ofcourse :)
Am I really feeling this way ?
I really need to get in touch with all of my emotions in another way.
I really need to carry myself up because all I think about is you which definitely brings me down.
who feels the same way I do ?
10 things I hate
- When someone leaves you hanging.
- When people jock things off of me.
- When people step on my shoes.
- When people accuse me of doing things I don’t even know about.
- When the person you want to communicate with doesn’t hit you up.
- When my grades in school drop so I have to work extra harder.
- When my lips get chapped.
- When I’m hungry but theres no food around.
- When I spend too much money on something so little.
- When people ask me what Tumblr is .
This .. Right here .. is my .. pussy gon’ bad.
Nuff’ sed , Soulja needs to stop .
I really don’t care right now. I mean its nice to be all lovey dovey commited to someone. But naww, I rather be single. Its nice being chilled back. I’m not in a rush. Sure theres guys here and there that take my heart away, but I’m fine being like THIS. I’m not alone or lonely, I’m happy. Honestly.
Naggggggga , I’m commited to my family,money & Tumblr.
I’m addicted to my fucking lifestyle.
It was funny at first, but now people keep on talking about it and saying the phrase. MAYBE THAT’S WHY YOU’RE ALONE COS YOU WONT STFU! Jk.
Most likely someone’s going to reply/reblog this and add “Forever alone” to mess with me, haha.
I WISH I KNEW BIG WORDS ):
UNINTERESTED LITTLE GIRL WHO ISN’T INTERESTED IN ANYONE AS OF NOW !
- Them: OH MY GOSH JESSICA ! Your so pretty. Whose your boyfriend ?
- Me: What ? I don't have one ?
- Them: Of course you do , stop lieing ! (slaps arm)
- Me: Uhm no. I'm single. Forever alone. No one interests me.
- Them: Oh okay. Thats good. Focus on school.
- - Same shit, different people.
- Understand that I don't want anyone. Lmfao.
- I stay on my grind.
- Teacher: You & Jasper work together.
- Me: Uhm Miss thats not gonna work out.
- Teacher: Why not ?
- Me: Because in "past" 'experiments' he left me hanging numerous times whenever something got complicated.
- PWN DAWG.
Haha, whus good there ?
Depressed right nao. Please, jst anyone.
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